Sweeney Todd Movie Commentary3

Primadonagirl: Back!

Sweeney: Bloody hell child! It took you about one month just so you could get your bloody popcorn?

Primadonagirl: Uh yeah.. DUH! What do you think it will take 3 minutes or something?

Sweeney: You know how l-- never mind, just play the movie.

Primadonagirl: *plops down on chair* *plays movie*

<Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney walk through the hall way leading to the parlor>
<Isnt this homey now? The cheerie wallpaper was a real bargain too, it was only partly signed when the chapel burned down.>
<Pours Sweeney and herself a bottle of gin>
<There you go, you sit down warm ya bones.>
<You have a room over the shop here? If times are so hard why dont you rent it out?>
<What up there? No, I wont go near it. People think its haunted.>
<Haunted?>
<Yeah, and who's to say there wrong?>

Primadonagirl: UGH! Can I fast forward this song?

Mrs. Lovett: Why? I sing 'ere again!

Primadonagirl: But we ALL know about his stupid past.

Sweeney: It is not stupid.. -_-

Primadonagirl: Point is no one cares.

Sweeney: LEAVE IT!!!

Primadonagirl: FINE! Gosh, what a brat.

<You see years ago something 'appened up there. Something not very nice.>
<There was a barber and his wife.>

Primadonagirl: *sigh* Here we go...

<And 'e was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife, but they transported him for life, and 'e was beautiful.>
<Barker 'is name was. Benjamin Barker.>
<What was his crime?>
<Foolishness.>
<He had this wife you see.>
<Flashback>

Sweeney: *whispers* Lucy...

Mrs. Lovett: Huhmp..

Primadonagirl: *snoaring*

<Pretty little thing, silly little nit, had her chance on a moon on a string.>
<Poor thing. Poor thing.>
<There was this judge you see, wanted her like mad every day he sent her a flower.>
<But did she come down from her tower. Sat up there and sobbed by the hour.>
<Poor fool, and there was worse yet to come poor thing.>
<Well Beadle, calls on her all polite. Poor thing, poor thing.>
<The judge he tells her is all contrite, he blames himself for her dreadful freight, she must come straight to his house tonight.>
Poor thing, poor thing.>
<Of course when she gos there poor thing, poor thing.>
<They' re having this ball on with masks.>
<There's no one she knows there poor dear poor thing. She wonders tormented and drinks poor thing.>
<The judge has repented, she thinks poor thing.>
<Oh where is judge Turpin she asks?>

Sweeney: *cursing under his breath*

Mrs. Lovett: There there dear.

<He was there all right, only not so contrite.>
<She wasnt no much for such craft you see, and everyone thought it so droll.>
<They figured she had to be daft you see, so all of them stood there and laughed you see.>

Sweeney: *clutching hand into a tight fist*

<Poor soul. Poor thing.>
<Dramatic music>
<NO!!!!!>

Primadonagirl:*wakes up* HUH!? What did I miss? *looks at TV* Great, its the end of the song.

<Would no one have mercy on her?>
<So it is you, Benjamin Barker.>
<Where is Lucy..Where's my wife?>
<She poisened herself.>

Primadonagirl: Your a bad girl Mrs. Lovett.

Mrs. Lovett: OY! Shhh.. *signals shh with her finger*

Primadonagirl:*rolls eyes*

<Arsnic, from the apolthercary around the corner. Tried to stop her, but she wouldnt listen to me.>
<And hes got your daughter.>

Primadonagirl: DUN DUN DON!!!!

<He? Judge Turpin?>
<Adopted her, like 'is own.>
<15 years, sweating in a living hell on false charge.>
<15 years DREAMING, I might come home to a wife and child.>
<Well, I cant say the years have been particallary kind to you Mr. Barker.>
<NO, not Barker. That man is dead.>

Primadonagirl:*mouths the last two sentences of scene*

<Its Todd now, Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge.>

Primadonagirl: *looks at Sweeney*

Sweeney:*eyes are watery*

Primadonagirl: You ok there pal?

Sweeney: I--- *gets up and runs to restroom* Ill be right back. *slams door behind him*

Mrs. Lovett: Poor thing.

Primadonagirl: *pauses movie* If you say poor thing one more time before the final scene, Ill spoil the ending to Mr. T about his wife.

Mrs. Lovett: Ya never heard it from me dear.